AHHHMAZING LOL!!!!

I would pay sooo much money to watch him attack ghosts with chopsticks.... just sayin'.

I LOVE Game of Thrones... and to a lesser extent- Ned Stark!!

Riding a motorcycle does not make your penis more appealing... just sayin' lol

Keep your sons from getting boobs if you want grandchildren!! LOL!!!

Is it still illegal if you pay for sex with food stamps? FUNNY!!!

Bitch, I know you did not take the last scooter!! LOL!!!

Ummm... I like my fast food but thanks for your concern...LOL!!!

Modesty is not just for Mormons... LOL!!!

Don't be a sore loser, Mitt! What would Joseph Smith do?

Chuck Norris is the shit!!!!

'Cause Chuck Norris is a bad mother-fucker!!

Abraham Lincoln... poor guy can never turn his back LOL!!!

A little political humor goes a long way after this election LOL!!!

Go eat some carpet!!

Kids with guns shouldn't wear pink... just sayin'

I hope she shoots me with gummy bears and rainbow kisses :)

Didn't know birds could be this scary lol!!

What kind of petting zoo is this?

More cheese, please!!!

Always drink the wine before you go for the cheese. 

No more Happy Meals for me, please!!! LOL!!!

Ironically, sales probably wouldn't drop any... all the kids would be replaced with all the socially disturbed teenagers who really think they are vampires lol

Super gay or super nay?? LOL FUNNY :)

I don't buy it... the one chick has long hair. 

LOL Hope this kid doesn't remember this SMH FUNNY!!!

Fake it 'til ya make it... unless you're someone's mother

The "ginger gene" must've been confused lol!!!

At least the monster under her bed likes pink, too!

Dumbledore for President!

Because Dumbledore is the SHIT!!!!

When it's okay to get a little sun...

You're not in Twilight, douche bag...

What happens after a KFC and watermelon binge?

Weed pipe stolen by photographer.

Penis Corn Dogs: Man's Best Friend :)

The only reason that our country has doctors and lawyers: the lack of penis corndogs.

That's my man, bitch!!

I don't why that ho's all up in there feedin' my man like she can  please him.  She betta hope I don't find out what institution she's crashin' at before I break outta mine and whoop her ass.

This is exactly why I HATE Crocs....

Crocs have the uncanny ability to make anyone who wears them look like a doofus. As a country, we should start punishing those who invent things that make our citizens look weak. I'm in favor of automatic jail time. Who's with me?

REDNECK BOMB SHELTER LOL!!!! FUNNY!!!

The kids will need somewhere to conceive the inbred morons that will inevitably repopulate the earth.

LOL!! Super Funny!! Pale Man-Twilight

Prettier than Kristen Stewart, too. 

This thing is so gross!!! Disgustingly FUNNY!!

Quick! Someone find out what planet this thing came from and blow it up!

Why America needs illegal immigrants!! FUNNY!!!

Not only do I agree with him because I LOVE his huge sombrero, but also because I'd be one pissed off mo' fo'  if I couldn't have a burrito. THINK TWICE, AMERICA!!!!

Nothing to see here, Officer!! FUNNY!!

Something tells me that candy isn't going to be that good...

Nothing to see here- just big BOOBS!!!! FUNNY!!!

BOOBS!!!

Who in the Hell gave the 'OK' for this???

This should go in the Hall of Fame of bad ideas.The guy that gave the go-ahead on this must be on some kind of offender registry.WOW!!

She's got the cab fare, fellas...

Just because she doesn't have a purse doesn't mean she has no money! Her fat folds double as secret compartments. If you pick her up, you might just find buried treasure!

Hey buddy... you sat in some in chocolate.

Ummm...sir? It appears that you mistook your shorts for toilet paper when you were wiping your ass earlier. Just thought you should know. Do unto others and so on....

This twinkie-eating bastard ruined my life!

All I've ever wanted is to do is ride a team of triceratops like sled dogs. Fucker.

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!

Damn... I don't think that you'd ever be able to recover from that. No words...there's just no words lmao!!

What she said and what she meant

What she really meant to say was UGLY women are not for decoration.

We may have agreed with you if you knew how to spell...

Uneducated 'artist' outs himself before Santorum does.

These parents should be proud :)

I'm just amazed that these kids knew someone who could operate a camera.

And this little piggy won't make a lot of bacon

Is this one those times when it's okay to laugh at animal cruelty?

Who saw THAT coming?



Wow. It's a good thing that he wasn't that hot while they were filiming the movies. Volde-who?