Wednesday, November 7, 2012

AHHHMAZING LOL!!!!


I would pay sooo much money to watch him attack ghosts with chopsticks.... just sayin'.
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I LOVE Game of Thrones... and to a lesser extent- Ned Stark!!

someecards.com - Stupid HBO... I'm still upset that you killed Ned Stark! You should've told the author to shove it!
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Riding a motorcycle does not make your penis more appealing... just sayin' lol

someecards.com - Yes... I think looking like a douche bag IS making my penis look bigger.
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Keep your sons from getting boobs if you want grandchildren!! LOL!!!

someecards.com - Now, Billy, remember to exercise at least an hour a day. I see that you're starting to grow breasts... girls don't like that. They see it as competition.
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Is it still illegal if you pay for sex with food stamps? FUNNY!!!

someecards.com - Howdy, Miss. Due to our poor economy, I am currently out of a job... would you accept food stamps in exchange for your services?
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Bitch, I know you did not take the last scooter!! LOL!!!

someecards.com - Now listen here, Polly- when I let you out today I want you to poop on Mrs. Shipley's forehead. That smug bitch took the last scooter at Walmart this morning.
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Ummm... I like my fast food but thanks for your concern...LOL!!!

someecards.com - Doc says I'm gonna have a heart attack if I don't lay off the fast food. I told him it takes me three hours to finish all thirteen burgers, but I'll work on it.
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